Thursday, December 30, 2004

Survival Calendar

This is kind of spooky - crazy. My wife just came home from work with a page form the daily calendar she has at work. The calendar is called The Worst-Case Scenario 2005 Daily Survival Box Calendar: A Day-by-Day Guide to Surviving a Year's Worth of Peril by Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht. The calendar has produced some very humorous daily entries that are on our fridge like How to Fend Off an Alligator, How to Survive When Lost in the Jungle, How to Escape from Bondage and my personal favorite How to Escape a Bad Date. The entries have advice like:
"Locate a usable window and attempt to open it. If you cannot open the window, find an implement you can use to break it."
The entry my wife came home with today is from December 22nd. The survival tip is: How to Survive a Tsunami. How spooky is that! Very weird stuff - of course, the tips that it gives would not have done much to help in this case, but still strange timing...

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